Margaret

This is Margaret. She was in Brighton last weekend for the Mini convention. Margaret clearly loves these kind of things and is obviously ecstatic to be taking part and wasn't at all coerced into being there, or in fact, being a mini enthusiast by her husband [insert name such as Arthur here] at all.
I think Margaret is an inspiration to us all, and her motto 'Get in, sit down, shut up, and hold on' is one helluva philosophy for life.